whatjanesays:

R.I.P.

Top Hat

April 1, 2014 - April 1, 2014

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(Source: fyspringfield)

tags: the simpsons + oh smithers + u so gay +

curlz101:

sherlokiaddicted:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

Let me explain:


Kindergarten - Year 1
Grade 1 - Year 2
Grade 2 - Year 3
Grade 3 - Year 4
Grade 4 - Year 5
Grade 5 - Year 6
Grade 6 - Year 7
Grade 7 - Year 8
Grade 8 - Year 9
Freshman - Year 10
Sophomore - Year 11
Junior - Year 12
Senior - Year 13

THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS

tags: i'd love to know what the ages for these are though + but america is so funny + and weird +

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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kindofrelevant:

Real shit

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

volpestarks:

that annoying moment in video games when you want to explore a place before proceeding further but accidentally reach your main objective too early

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and it takes you away

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”


and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and

om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.

shandrethlar:

jobethdalloway:

scurviesdisneyblog:

Sleeping Beauty Animation 

I have just been sitting and staring at this for the longest time. I mean, LOOK AT IT. Look how outstanding this animation is. All by hand. The way her hair moves, the way the lines in that skirt move, everything is perfect. It’s hypnotizing.

[HEAVY WHEEZING]

FLUID ANIMATION

(Source: gazinlesbians)

tags: sleeping beauty + animation + gif + omg + this is too gorgeous +

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

crabbycompletionist:

When you think someone called your name

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(Source: rich-kid-togami)

break-the-frozenheart:

my favorite AU

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor)

tags: frozen + gifset + lol +

equine-ess:

horsesornothing:

teachmehowtoequitate:

LOOOOOOOL

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

YESSSS

I LAUGHED MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

(Source: thetigerandmagpie)